“It’s Christmas, Eve!”

A little Christmas Cheer! 

 


Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
A: It’s Christmas, Eve!

Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary!

Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A: A PINE-apple!

Q: What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?
A: Tinsel-itis!

Q How do you decorate a canoe for Christmas?
A With oar-naments!

Q: What comes before Christmas Eve?
A: Christmas Adam!

 

Q What do elves learn at school?
A: The elf-abet!

Q: Why did Santa push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log!

Q: What songs do fish sing at Christmas?
A:Christmas corals!

Q: How do you know when Santa’s in the house?
A: You can sense his presents!

Q: What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet!

Q: Who is Frosty’s favorite relative?
A: His Aunt Arctica!

 

Q: What kind of insect hates Christmas?
A: A hum-bug!

Q: Why did Jimmy’s grades drop after Christmas?
A: Because everything was marked down!

Q: How can you tell Santa’s good at karate?
A: He wears a black belt!

Q: What do you call a Christmas duck?
A: A Christmas quacker!

Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas ornament?
A: Thanks for hanging out with me!

Q: Who is never hungry for Christmas Dinner?
A: The turkey. He’s already stuffed!

 

Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: Nothing. It was on the house!

Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
A: Santa Pause!

Q: Why was Santa’s helper depressed?
A: He had love elf-esteem!

Q: What is a reindeer’s favorite instrument?
A: The horns!

Q: How long should a reindeer’s legs be?
A: As long as they need to be to touch the ground!

Q: Where do Santa’s reindeer work during the off season?
A: Star-BUCKS!

 

Q: How was the snowglobe feeling after the Christmas party?
A: A little shaken!

Q: What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted flakes!

Q: How do snowmen travel home for Christmas?
A: On a icicle!

Q: Why don’t snowwomen go to beauty salons?
A: They’re afraid of hair dryers!

Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up to the sky?
A:“Looks like rain, dear!”

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle!

Merry Christmas! ❤

An Encore

Merry Christmas!

I am re-sharing a post from two years ago. I read it again today and thought it was nice enough to share, again.

Madrigal’s First Christmas

One day, I hope to find out what happens to Madrigal. I have big hopes she is having a very happy Christmas day today—and, I hope you are, too!

Favorite Things: Christmas Wrap Organizer

I have had various wrapping paper organizers over the years, but this one is GREAT! It really works for me, and that’s why I’m sharing it. Maybe, it will work for you, too.

I found the suitcase at a second-hand store for a couple bucks. It’s compact, portable, and the hard case doubles as a gift-wrapping table. It’s small, yet still holds everything I need to wrap almost any Christmas gift I might give. Sometimes, I do need a larger gift bag or a long roll of paper, so I keep those in a bin under the bed.

The contents are all accumulated bits from over the years. I layer flat wrap first, than gift bags, than the folders, and finally the short, wrapping paper rolls. I tell ya, I open this case up and it just makes me happy! It’s one of my favorite things. ❤