A little Christmas Cheer!
Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
A: It’s Christmas, Eve!
Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary!
Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A: A PINE-apple!
Q: What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?
A: Tinsel-itis!
Q How do you decorate a canoe for Christmas?
A With oar-naments!
Q: What comes before Christmas Eve?
A: Christmas Adam!
A: The elf-abet!
Q: Why did Santa push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log!
Q: What songs do fish sing at Christmas?
A:Christmas corals!
Q: How do you know when Santa’s in the house?
A: You can sense his presents!
Q: What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet!
Q: Who is Frosty’s favorite relative?
A: His Aunt Arctica!
A: A hum-bug!
Q: Why did Jimmy’s grades drop after Christmas?
A: Because everything was marked down!
Q: How can you tell Santa’s good at karate?
A: He wears a black belt!
Q: What do you call a Christmas duck?
A: A Christmas quacker!
Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas ornament?
A: Thanks for hanging out with me!
Q: Who is never hungry for Christmas Dinner?
A: The turkey. He’s already stuffed!
A: Nothing. It was on the house!
Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
A: Santa Pause!
Q: Why was Santa’s helper depressed?
A: He had love elf-esteem!
Q: What is a reindeer’s favorite instrument?
A: The horns!
Q: How long should a reindeer’s legs be?
A: As long as they need to be to touch the ground!
Q: Where do Santa’s reindeer work during the off season?
A: Star-BUCKS!
A: A little shaken!
Q: What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted flakes!
Q: How do snowmen travel home for Christmas?
A: On a icicle!
Q: Why don’t snowwomen go to beauty salons?
A: They’re afraid of hair dryers!
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up to the sky?
A:“Looks like rain, dear!”
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle!
Merry Christmas! ❤
The Saxophone Player's Wife 